No One Cares You Did Dry Jan

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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James and Clair have made it through January and they're unimpressed by other people's achievements. James confesses to a bizarre online purchase, as well as his love for Deal or No Deal, and The Buckleys are treated to an incredible hospital escape story. Listen or watch new episodes every Thursday. You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:06.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:10.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:14.0	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:18.0	Your moment of serenity. Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop.
0:27.6	Are you happier? Are you healthier? Do you feel better? You had one of those big
0:34.6	bo-peep hooks.
0:36.6	Are you kidding? You were. You were. You were big Bo Peep hooks.
0:39.3	Are you kidding? You were, you were going, oh good.
0:40.3	I think you're confusing that for, oh God.
0:43.3	Claire, get the kids and the boys. Go down to the basement, lock the door.
0:47.3	What do you mean you fucking want that one? That's the point. That's the one you do want.
0:51.3	Oh, I love you.
0:53.3	Get away from me!
0:56.0	It's happening here, we're getting divorced or?
0:58.0	Swig. There we go.
1:04.0	Ready. I've got my bare feet. Is that all right?
1:09.0	Should I put my eggs on?
1:10.0	Hey, listen, you're a high up on the chart, the WikiFeed charts, isn't it? Is it clean? No, look, I've got my bare feet. Is that all right? Should I put my eggs on? Hey, listen, you're high up on the chart, the wiki feet charts, isn't it?
1:13.4	It's clean, though.
1:14.2	No, look, I've got shit all over them because I walked from the...
1:17.2	Well, I think people like that as well.
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