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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Gandhi, I've walked hundreds of miles to see you.
0:03.0	Your hunger strike calling for non-violence is an inspiration to all of us.
0:08.0	Where do you find such strength and courage?
0:13.0	Child, a man must look deep within himself.
0:17.0	Of course.
0:18.0	Are you... himself. Of course.
0:29.5	Are you eating? Are you eating? No. No. No, no, sorry. Of course you're, yeah, you're Gandhi where you wouldn't be.
0:36.1	As someone who wants to follow in your footsteps, where should, where should I look to find such strength?
0:39.3	Over there. I think you look over there. What, look at that tree or something?
0:45.3	Is that Cheeto dust in your beard?
0:49.3	This is part of my beard.
0:50.3	That's strange. It really feels like you're snacking every time I look away.
0:55.0	How dare you on one hunger strike?
0:57.0	Yes, sorry. You travel all this way.
1:01.0	Please let me guide you in meditation.
1:05.0	Of course, Mahatma.
1:07.0	Close your eyes.
1:09.0	I want you to think of the evil the British are doing.
1:16.8	Um.
1:20.4	Before we start a big...
1:22.6	You were definitely eating then.
1:24.9	You definitely... look at this!
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