Hello and we are

You're very quiet one-stop shop for the stories secrets and shenanigans of a popcorn

people theme park journalist. I'm Carly Wiesel

Hi, I'm Audrey, Carly's mom.

And we are recording this very, very late at night,

truly three hours before it's going live,

live for Walt Disney World. Long story short, it's going live for Walt Disney World.

Long story short, it's laughable that on any planet I thought I would be able to turn out

a podcast before leaving town for a week with a toddler.

Listen, you know, first time mom, we all make mistakes.

Mine was spending about 14 straight hours packing a suitcase only to open them.

One suitcase, to pack many suitcases only to open them on property and realize I don't know where anything is.

And that I may or may not have packed too much.

But we are here, we are having an absolute gas, we're having so much fun. Watching watching Pearl watch everything is incredible. We did get into

Harmony Barbershop. We did that today. That was so cool. She was such a sport.

They clipped like three hairs, but it's the whole thing. You get a certificate,

you get a little bunt, you get a little Mickey ears that save my first haircut, and they put her little

hair in a ponytail. It was so cute. It was. We had a wonderful time. My phone is a 2% battery.

I'm recording this with a little Tik-Tock mic because...

This looks like my makeup applicator.

We're being quiet because everyone's asleep.

We've got to be quiet, but I just wanted to say I'm so sorry there's no

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