From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Oh, you're damn right it is.

245 pounds of radio dynamite. Oh, you're damn right, it is.

245 pounds of radio dynamite about to explode across this great land on a big Tuesday episode of Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy Thaler.

Emily Sturge is on.

She is a campus reform reporter, multimedia superstar, and the only woman in Washington, D.C., who did not get hit on by Eric Swalwell.

Like, she might be having a crisis of confidence right now.

We're also going to talk to his running mate in Congress, Kat Kamik, from the great state of Florida, who will give us the inside on the best kept secret in Washington.

Swalwell was a dirtbag. And pretty much every guy who told you believe all women has gotten into a problem on the back end of that very statement.

Apparently the Democrats meant believe tall women because the all thing isn't really holding up

well. But 888-88-9910 if you want to be a part of today's show, it is also the phone number of you don't want to be a part of today's show. If you just want to call up and be like, hey, Jimmy Fela, you know what I mean? You suck. Yeah, duck ass. I'd love to get into it with you right now because if you're watching me on the Fox Nation cameras, I very much have the energy of a dog that just came home from the vet with the cone on. You know when the dog has to wear the cone of shame? Well, yesterday, before I did Waters World, I was like, you know, I do need a haircut. I'm going to be tight on time Tuesday morning. I'll go to a new place right here in the city. I'm not going to name names. Not a big deal. But I went to the new place. I'm going to be tight on time Tuesday morning. I'll go to a new place right here in the

city. I'm not going to name names. It's not a big deal. But I went to the new place. I'm like,

they're right here in midtown. Rent is so expensive. They've got to be good at cutting

hair. You ever have a bad haircut?

Like you can actually see it going downhill.

Like I was sitting there talking to the guy.

And then I called myself in the mirror and I was like,

not good, not good at all.

So as we get underway today, we will do so with a lot of adulting to do.

But of course, we will carry on with the energy of a dog with a job. I always say, I'm like a dog with a job. When you go to the airport, the reason the dog is always, you know, smiling and wagging his tail is because he can't believe they're counting on him to save the plane. Well, that's very much how I approach media. every time I'm on TV, every time I'm on radio, I very much show up like, wow, I can't believe

they're counting on me to save the plane.

However, today, I have to save the plane with a cone around my neck like I just got back from the vet. Okay, the real shame, obviously, is in Washington right now as it pertains to Eric Swalware. We're going to cover that pretty extensively today with the female guests.

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