Simply Done, the podcast network.

Good to see you, Mr. Caravello.

How are you?

Someone's being very professional.

Just sign this right here.

Oh, my, my.

Oh, Jesus.

Write your dog fucking name.

Sign up. It'll be done. Yes. Yes. Please hurry. Get your seat. We're going to start the show. What are you doing, Scaremaster? Putting my belt back on. Hey, want me to throw you some patty in your mouth? No. Scaremaster, where's your hat? It's at the shop. Oh, it's getting fixed up. It's getting souped up. Your hat is getting fixed? Yeah. Getting a brim job? I'm getting the brim cleaned and... Full brim job? Yeah. You're getting a brim job? The brim. Brim job. Yeah. The hat's being clean, the inlining. Wait a minute. You just put SP? That's all. You can't sign your fucking name. You can't sign your fucking name? No, there's not a lot of room there. You're right over your dumb face. I'm not going to write over my dumb face. That's what they want. Look, the face is too beautiful the ride over. Oh, you know this dude speaking of beautiful?

What's that?

This song.

Coming to you pre-recorded from Simply Down the podcast Network Studios at a secret location

in West Hollywood, California.

It's the Big Creek podcast.

Hi, once again, I'm your pal, Don Barris.

I'm mole.

There's a signpost up ahead.

You're about to enter into the scare master zone?

Yeah.

Today's kind of a weird show.

I got to ask you a question.

I'm in the middle of opening the show, and you're going to interrupt me already. I haven't even done anything, and you've already interrupted. Open the show! Okay. I welcome the people, and the people that have never heard this show before. What makes us, well, not different, because there are people that have come in and they've tried to copy us

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