No More Jokes On Jungle Cruise (w/ Gil Ozeri, Kimia Behpoornia)
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only, in prof for humans, |
| 0:09.9 | with Matt Besser, based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and |
| 0:15.5 | guests will perform fully improvised scenes, today's episode features human guests, Gilles |
| 1:51.6 | watched Babe this weekend. We're just like all about like fucking treating animals |
| 1:59.5 | all right. And like, supposedly like James Cromwell, like became like a staunch vegan after |
| 2:07.3 | that movie. But we, we bought hot dogs and we ate them. |
| 2:14.5 | He's saying there was some the way he said it. I knew they're it rang weird. |
| 2:19.0 | So right. You're so right. And in my house, we never go we ate hot dogs. |
| 2:26.3 | You'd be like, oh, it wouldn't be that big a deal. No, it was like, it was monumental. |
| 2:32.0 | Because on one hand, I'm like, baby, see, this is why you've got to treat animals right. And I'm like, |
| 2:37.1 | but the only ones that taste good are the real animals. It's funny to break and know meat for |
| 2:43.4 | also something like hot dogs. Yeah. It's not like, it's not like, no, it's not |
| 2:51.3 | steak or anything special. So remind us the ages of your kids that are watching Babe and |
| 2:58.2 | breaking this meat. She's five and a half my older one. The younger one is six months. She has |
| 3:04.6 | no idea. She has no fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, she's basically |
| 3:12.1 | DeSantis at this point. She has no idea what she's. |
| 3:18.8 | She's got the moral compass of a dictator right now. |
| 3:23.0 | Is that when you have no moral compass? I mean, I'm in like pre-compass, but I guess it's the |
| 3:29.2 | same thing. It's the same. What's the difference? I guess there is none. I guess it's a glass half |
| 3:34.5 | full empty situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess your child born a dictator or is it just |
| 3:39.4 | one of those first weeks where everyone's coming over to meet the baby. Come on in, guys. |
| 3:47.8 | I just want to warn you. The doctor said just because the whole germ thing like me don't |
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