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🗓️ 26 February 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending this time with you. |
0:06.2 | I hope you'll leave inspired. |
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0:11.0 | We appreciate your support. It helps keep the ministry going. Enjoy the message. |
0:16.0 | Thank you. |
0:26.0 | God bless you to enjoy to come into your homes. |
0:32.0 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
0:36.0 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
0:39.0 | But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out. |
0:43.0 | I like to start with something funny. I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. |
0:49.0 | They died on the same day and went to heaven. |
0:52.0 | St. Peter met them at the gates and said, I'm sorry men, your rooms are not available yet. |
0:57.0 | He didn't know what to do. He decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while. |
1:03.0 | Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later, Satan called back and said, Peter, you've got to come get these guys. |
1:09.0 | The Baptist man is saving everybody. Catholic man is forgiven everybody. |
1:14.0 | And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning. |
1:20.0 | Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
1:27.0 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
1:32.0 | I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. I will never be the same in Jesus name. |
1:40.0 | God bless you. I want to talk to you today about no more excuses. |
1:46.0 | It's easy to come up with a reason why we can't accomplish a dream, why we can't be happy, why we can't overcome a problem. |
1:55.0 | Excuses are a dime a dozen. We think I've got an excuse to be sour. Traffic was bad. |
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