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Joel Osteen Podcast

No More Excuses

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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No More Excuses

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending this time with you.

0:06.2

I hope you'll leave inspired.

0:08.0

Make sure you subscribe to get new messages every week.

0:11.0

We appreciate your support. It helps keep the ministry going. Enjoy the message.

0:16.0

Thank you.

0:26.0

God bless you to enjoy to come into your homes.

0:32.0

If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:36.0

I promise you we'll make you feel right at home.

0:39.0

But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out.

0:43.0

I like to start with something funny. I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic.

0:49.0

They died on the same day and went to heaven.

0:52.0

St. Peter met them at the gates and said, I'm sorry men, your rooms are not available yet.

0:57.0

He didn't know what to do. He decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while.

1:03.0

Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later, Satan called back and said, Peter, you've got to come get these guys.

1:09.0

The Baptist man is saving everybody. Catholic man is forgiven everybody.

1:14.0

And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning.

1:20.0

Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have.

1:27.0

I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God.

1:32.0

I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. I will never be the same in Jesus name.

1:40.0

God bless you. I want to talk to you today about no more excuses.

1:46.0

It's easy to come up with a reason why we can't accomplish a dream, why we can't be happy, why we can't overcome a problem.

1:55.0

Excuses are a dime a dozen. We think I've got an excuse to be sour. Traffic was bad.

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