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I like to start with something funny.

And I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic.

They died on the same day and went to heaven.

St. Peter met him at the gates and said,

I'm sorry, men, your rooms are not available yet. He didn't know what to do, and he decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later,

Satan called back and said, Peter, you've got to come get these guys.

The Baptist man is saving everybody. Catholic man is forgiven everybody. And the charismatic

has already raised enough money for air conditioning. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean

it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

I can do what it says I can do.

Today I will be taught the word of God.

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive.

I will never be the same.

In Jesus' name.

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