No More Excuses | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:19.0 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.7 | I'll promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.3 | But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out. |
| 0:28.3 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:29.9 | And I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. |
| 0:34.9 | They died on the same day and went to heaven. |
| 0:39.2 | St. Peter met him at the gates and said, |
| 0:45.4 | I'm sorry, men, your rooms are not available yet. He didn't know what to do, and he decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later, |
| 0:51.8 | Satan called back and said, Peter, you've got to come get these guys. |
| 0:54.9 | The Baptist man is saving everybody. Catholic man is forgiven everybody. And the charismatic |
| 1:00.5 | has already raised enough money for air conditioning. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean |
| 1:07.8 | it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:11.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:13.2 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:15.4 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:18.1 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
| 1:22.5 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:24.2 | In Jesus' name. |
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