Yeah, you did it. It's the right, it's the right.

I was about to say. I was going to say it's the right, I think it's the right shade of purple.

But yeah, I was very careful. I tried very carefully the right shade for my skin tone,

obviously, as one does.

What's so funny about all of this is you come across as someone who would have gone

to Woodstock 99, right? Someone who'd be into like new metal. Someone who'd be like

raging out to limp biscuit during his teen years. But you're just so far from that. That's

not who you are at all.

I did this all for the nookie, I guess, to give you the music.

You crave. So the squad delivered, so I delivered, but I got some bonuses for you. So not

only did I die my hair purple, I died the tips of my ears purple. I died some portions of

my shower purple. I died my palms purple. I've been scrubbing them the whole day, so it's

mostly gone. But I've died all sorts of things purple by accident. I've got this hand

print purple in my bathroom wall. So that's cool. Anyway.

It is this hold on, this is important. Is this permanent hair dye? Meaning it's going

to remain until it grows out?

Yeah, which by the way, that's like two weeks because my hair is not very long. In fact,

I kind of wish it was a little bit longer for this because I don't know, you can see

it, right? It's pretty good.

Oh, we can see it. We can see it, John. We can see it.

It looks I think it looks better than it could have. But when I looked at it, I did not

think I finally found me. That is not what I thought. No, you know, look, first off, you

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