No more anything with the Kellog in my house (Clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Cereal is shoving homosexuality DOWN MY THROAT

and we should kill whoever put up that billboard making fun of Trump

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0:00.0	The new concoction isn't just a kid's breakfast dream.
0:04.0	It's an anti-bullying campaign.
0:08.0	Kellogg's is partnering with the gay and lesbian alliance against defamation, Glad,
0:14.0	to release a cereal called All Together, mixing cereals and their mascots to support anti-bullying and LGBTQ advocacy work.
0:24.5	We all belong together, the company said in a statement.
0:28.1	So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for altogether cereal.
0:37.0	It's a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you're from, or who you love.
0:45.1	It's beautiful.
0:46.6	Yeah.
0:47.0	Nothing says diversity or anti-bullying like subsidiaries of the same corporation appearing on the same product?
0:56.7	Yeah.
0:57.2	Yeah.
0:58.2	Also, I mean, it's a, this doesn't even sound good.
1:02.4	Doesn't sound tasty.
1:03.4	No, it sounds bad.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:05.5	Yeah.
1:05.7	So this is just a great stance against bullying.
1:10.5	This is woke capitalism.
1:13.5	Bullying is eradicated by a cereal that has all their products in one box.
1:20.6	Man, the poor kid that's going to be like, no, I ate all together this morning.
1:26.2	I am fine.
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