No Monkey Measures: Health & Wellness for the Human End of the Lead
Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results
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4.5 • 543 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We love that you run your dogs. |
| 0:03.0 | We love that you train your dogs. |
| 0:04.4 | We love that you walk your dogs. |
| 0:06.2 | We love that you give your dogs good health and nutrition. |
| 0:10.0 | I mean, my guys have their setup with all their AOK9 stuff every single morning into their raw food. |
| 0:16.4 | It's beautiful. |
| 0:17.7 | And we love our community. |
| 0:19.4 | And we love that you do this for your dogs but what about you |
| 0:22.5 | welcome to the absolute dog sex in a squirrel podcast i'm lauren langman i'm one of the world's |
| 0:37.4 | leading dog trainers and it's my mission to help owners become their dogs top priority the Absolute Dog Sex and a Squirrel podcast. I'm Lauren Langman. I'm one of the world's leading |
| 0:37.7 | dog trainers and it's my mission to help owners become their dog's top priority. In each episode, |
| 0:43.3 | you'll discover how to gain trust and communicate with your dog like never before, |
| 0:47.3 | creating unbreakable bonds that make you the most exciting part of their world. |
| 0:51.8 | So Roseanne, health and dog trainers, we are here for our dogs, |
| 0:56.9 | with our dogs, loving our dogs. And ultimately, so many of us as dog lovers, owners, trainers, |
| 1:03.1 | I think we put our dogs' health first and we actually don't always consider our health, |
| 1:07.2 | whereas actually we really need to be aware that if we're not here, then our dog's health is really a little bit screwed without us, right? Like we are the ones that lead the ship, |
| 1:16.0 | the mothership. So where do we start? Health, owners, dogs, you do health as literally your thing. |
| 1:23.6 | Tell us about it. Well, I love that you said that and I love that you tie them together because it is so spot on. |
| 1:31.8 | So many people that I know are into feeding raw or feeding a more natural diet to their dogs and then they completely drop it for themselves. |
| 1:39.5 | And I'm just going to bring up why that is so important because I know you because of absolute |
| 1:47.1 | dogs and Barlin. |
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