hey come see us on live on tour we're doing a show in New York City

Potsdam, Pennsylvania, Stanford, Connecticut, Toledo, Rochester, Michigan

that's just outside of Detroit. St. Louis, Tampa, Florida,

Boca Raton, Florida, and Orlando, Florida go to jimmydoor.com

for a link for all those tickets. This is Craig sitting for Jimmy, who is this?

Hey Jimmy Dora, this is President Joe Biden.

Hey hello, Mr. President, but again, my name is Craig Jardula and I'm sitting in for Jimmy this week.

Okay, all right, what you saying?

It was again, Jimmy. I said my name is Craig Jardula.

All right, who is this guy? Am I allowed to talk to him, Mr. President?

I assure you it's fine. Jimmy Dora and Steph are on vacation this week. So I'm here.

Okay. All right, man, I dig it. So what should I call you?

You can call me Pasta actually.

Pasta?

Well, why did you say so? I know you. How are you, man?

You know me from my work?

No, I don't know what you do. We grew up together on the main streets of Wilmington,

D-E. You remember?

We most absurdly did not, Mr. President. I'm sorry.

Yeah, sure we did. Pasta. Pasta. It's me, Joey Bean from the neighborhood.

You know me up for a nickel, down to a trickle, ten cents for a pickle, not for a Westside popcorn, boy.

Oh, man, you bring back some real memories. Pasta, hell, I can even smell the old corner's

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