So I'm shopping online and I want to buy something and I get to the checkout point and my wallet's nowhere near me and I'm getting old so I can't remember my credit card number and I certainly can't remember those other two numbers you have to enter along with your credit card number. What am I going to do? It's so frustrating and And then I see it. I see that purple pay button

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The Comedy Magazine Daily podcast today is Monday, April 6th, 2026.

I am John Pott Horowitz, the editor of Commentary Magazine,

back after a break for Passover. And with me, as always, Executive Editor Abe Greenwald.

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