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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFFBABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Tour dates,
0:16.0	on the net it's a positive. Tour dates baby baby going this weekend to Ottawa Ontario
0:27.6	Peterborough Ontario, Ontario, London Ontario and then wrapping up the month September in Myrtle Beach, baby, Row Note Virginia, October, Greensboro, North Carolina, Atlanta, Georgia, the Fox Theater, Birmingham, Cedar Rapids, Springfield, Evansville,
0:47.3	wrapping up the month and in November we hit in Columbus, Ohio, Yoleette, Illinois, Rockford, Milwaukee,
0:54.4	win it back to Manitoba, Winnipeg, Edmonton is out in Alberta,
0:59.7	Calgary, Reading, PA, York, Pennsylvania, Norfolk, Virginia, Richmond, Virginia, and
1:08.7	Abilene, Texas, and we're on tour in the month of December as well a couple weekends before Christmas.
1:14.8	We out here, rocket money baby, are your subscriptions draining your wallet, the average person, are they?
1:24.0	Yes.
1:25.0	So many.
1:26.0	It said pause, wait for producer feedback.
1:29.2	Yeah.
1:31.0	The average person has around 12 paid subscriptions.
1:33.5	You got more or less than that.
1:34.8	I got way more than that.
1:35.8	I got more than that.
1:36.8	I got definitely more than that.
1:37.8	Not a flex.
1:38.8	I just have way more.
1:39.0	Not a flex at all.
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