"No Ma'am, That's NOT A Kids Playset In The Basement"
CzabeCast
Steve Czaban
4.7 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
On the one hand, at least there's not a meth lab being run out of the basement. On the other hand, leave it to nosy neighbors to get all bent out of shape when your house goes on the market with a basement that could double as a shooting set for the next "50 Shades" movie. Andy Pollin joins me to discuss Warner Wolf's meltdown, the new AAF, and the "Old World Order" when it came to sports media. I also talk grip strength and Grammys.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the Zabe cast what on earth would provoke an 81 year old |
| 0:04.1 | sports casting legend to go full on crazy and to face his neighborhood sign. |
| 0:08.8 | We report you decide. There is a home for sale called 50 Shades of Maple Green. |
| 0:14.0 | Andy Poland joins me he has some thoughts on the new football league |
| 0:17.6 | and how the pecking order used to be in sports media 30 years ago. |
| 0:21.0 | All that, plus it all comes down to grip strength. Bonus Abe is |
| 0:25.5 | locked and loaded so buckle up and let's go. |
| 0:30.0 | Here we go. Tuesday, February 12, 2019, thank you for downloading. |
| 0:47.0 | Let's start with an email feedback from a topic from last week regarding the Super Bowl and the commercial with the young girl |
| 0:55.8 | who had accepted a junior college scholarship and said one day I want to play in |
| 1:00.9 | the NFL. I laughed at the notion and said this is nonsense because this will never happen in my lifetime |
| 1:10.1 | and for the NFL to be pushing these fantasies and insane dreams is counterproductive. |
| 1:16.2 | Better to say, you know, I'm pushing for one day creating a women's NFL |
| 1:22.2 | so we can compete in a parallel universe in which our size and |
| 1:27.0 | strength is appropriate for each other and not pretend like oh yeah I'm just |
| 1:31.0 | going to learn how to run real fast and do a lot of sit-ups and |
| 1:34.1 | push-ups and someday I'll be competing against the men. Very politically |
| 1:38.8 | incorrect these days. John Gallagher emailed me the following. |
| 1:45.0 | Last week, I heard you talking about the NFL Super Bowl commercial, |
| 1:50.0 | and I agree and respect that you actually said so on the air that this was pure fantasy and would never ever happen. |
| 1:56.9 | I also appreciate that you didn't tweet it because heck you don't need that kind of hassle. |
| 2:01.1 | Oh yeah I've I think I've learned my lesson on Twitter. It's like it's like trying to |
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