No Knock Warrant w/ Paul Virzi
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hear ye, hear ye, Philadelphia area and the tri-state surroundings. |
| 0:05.3 | The boys are coming back to Philadelphia, December 13th for the biggest show we've ever done. |
| 0:10.4 | We want to sell this puppy out at the Metropolitan Theater. |
| 0:13.3 | Come see you. |
| 0:13.8 | Yeah, all tickets available at RUGarbage.com. |
| 0:15.8 | Get the homies, get the bozos, get your mom, get Aunt Tootty, get cousin Dona, get everybody, and we'll see you there. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.8 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash? |
| 0:35.9 | Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Take two. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we found that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. It's just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave's Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. |
| 0:56.7 | We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition. I caught her sleepwalking last night. Okay. Same one. You stink. Crip walking. Oh, shit. Okay. I didn't say something. twice my co-s is coming at you from right next to me he is the CEO of are you garbage he is an |
| 1:12.9 | international businessman of my best pal in all wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang. Shout out to as always. Make sure you rate of you, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. Now boys are climbing the charts, baby. be not the top of the charts, medium middle part of the charts right where you want to be. Yes, sir. |
| 1:31.1 | Not causing any. available over there on Spotify. Now boys are climbing the charts, baby. Not the top of the charts. |
| 1:28.2 | Medium, middle part of the charts right where you want to be. Yes, sir. Not causing any ruckus. Just, you know, we're there. We're putting up numbers. Happy to be there. Then the greatest website of all time, www. patreon.com. I'll show you garbage. Go over there to get all that fucking bonus content gang. And the boys are on the road. |
| 1:42.7 | Get tickets to the Philadelphia show at the Met. |
| 1:44.6 | Yeah, December 13th. |
| 1:45.9 | Come out and see the boys. |
| 1:46.8 | Tri-State area. |
| 1:47.8 | Come show some. fucking bonus content gang and the boys are on the road get tickets to the philadelphia show at the met yeah december 13th come out and see the boys try state |
| 1:47.2 | area come show some love Delaware valley contract and curve will be all backed up so get |
| 1:52.3 | tickets early gang we could be more excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly special |
| 1:56.8 | guests back with us again today family guys family family family at this Family at this point, gang. You know him, you love him. He's got a brand new podcast. That's absolutely amazing. Paul's best podcast. First two episodes are out now with Mr. Pete Davidson and Mr. Dan Soder. Give it up for one, the only. You choose, Paul Verde here. There he is. Thank you for having me, man. Thank you. Thank you. Hey! There he is. |
| 2:17.7 | Thank you for having me, man. Thank you. Thank you for. I know you guys are doing good because I see the faces embroidered on the, yeah. What do you mean the headphones are working? On the coaster, yeah, that's true. That's true. The speaker's right on the headphones. By the way, I was going to say, we jammed up Luke's morning so bad. New Guy Luke likes to come in sometimes early. |
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