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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

No Knock Warrant w/ Paul Virzi

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Paul Virzi! You know Paul Virzi from stand up comedy, the Joe Rogan Experience, The Tim Dillon Show, Whiskey Ginger, Your Mom's House, Stavvy's World, History Hyena's, We Might Be Drunk, his new show Paul's Best Podcast and more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quince: Go to https://quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 20% Off Sitewide. Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to get started. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hear ye, hear ye, Philadelphia area and the tri-state surroundings.

0:05.3

The boys are coming back to Philadelphia, December 13th for the biggest show we've ever done.

0:10.4

We want to sell this puppy out at the Metropolitan Theater.

0:13.3

Come see you.

0:13.8

Yeah, all tickets available at RUGarbage.com.

0:15.8

Get the homies, get the bozos, get your mom, get Aunt Tootty, get cousin Dona, get everybody, and we'll see you there.

0:21.2

Yeah.

0:21.8

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash?

0:35.9

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Take two. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we found that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. It's just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave's Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

0:56.7

We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition. I caught her sleepwalking last night. Okay. Same one. You stink. Crip walking. Oh, shit. Okay. I didn't say something. twice my co-s is coming at you from right next to me he is the CEO of are you garbage he is an

1:12.9

international businessman of my best pal in all wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang. Shout out to as always. Make sure you rate of you, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. Now boys are climbing the charts, baby. be not the top of the charts, medium middle part of the charts right where you want to be. Yes, sir.

1:31.1

Not causing any. available over there on Spotify. Now boys are climbing the charts, baby. Not the top of the charts.

1:28.2

Medium, middle part of the charts right where you want to be. Yes, sir. Not causing any ruckus. Just, you know, we're there. We're putting up numbers. Happy to be there. Then the greatest website of all time, www. patreon.com. I'll show you garbage. Go over there to get all that fucking bonus content gang. And the boys are on the road.

1:42.7

Get tickets to the Philadelphia show at the Met.

1:44.6

Yeah, December 13th.

1:45.9

Come out and see the boys.

1:46.8

Tri-State area.

1:47.8

Come show some. fucking bonus content gang and the boys are on the road get tickets to the philadelphia show at the met yeah december 13th come out and see the boys try state

1:47.2

area come show some love Delaware valley contract and curve will be all backed up so get

1:52.3

tickets early gang we could be more excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly special

1:56.8

guests back with us again today family guys family family family at this Family at this point, gang. You know him, you love him. He's got a brand new podcast. That's absolutely amazing. Paul's best podcast. First two episodes are out now with Mr. Pete Davidson and Mr. Dan Soder. Give it up for one, the only. You choose, Paul Verde here. There he is. Thank you for having me, man. Thank you. Thank you. Hey! There he is.

2:17.7

Thank you for having me, man. Thank you. Thank you for. I know you guys are doing good because I see the faces embroidered on the, yeah. What do you mean the headphones are working? On the coaster, yeah, that's true. That's true. The speaker's right on the headphones. By the way, I was going to say, we jammed up Luke's morning so bad. New Guy Luke likes to come in sometimes early.

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