No Kissing and No Loving
Strawberry Letter
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2018
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Dear Steve and Shirley, Let me start off by saying that I love my wife but I just can't be intimate with her. My wife and I dated for two years and we've been married for six months. Now that we are married and living together, I get to see all of her bad habits and nasty ways. When we were dating I knew that she smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol. After we got married, I realized that she has to have a drink every day and her smoking is really really bad. She constantly sprays the house to mask the cigarette smell but her breath always smells like an ashtray. Then her drinking is so bad some nights that she keeps me up all night with her drunken antics. When she wants to be intimate with me, it's a turn off.......
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