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Yes, I'm, of course, referring to the umpteenth lovable sequel of Airbud, and now, of course, they've gone on to pirating.

I'll get to it later.

I just want to know who out there has seen treasure buddies, or if me and my children are the only ones ones because I have some very strong opinions on it. All right. No Kings. Looks like there still aren't any, so that's good. Everything worked out for the better. We're going to talk about the no Kings protest yesterday. What it actually was. Who was funding it? And I will tell you, there's been some fake news on both sides. We're going to fact check that. Reference, link in the description. President Trump, you know, the shutdown right now, people are saying, hey, is he going to wear this? Is it going to be the albatross around his neck? Actually, even, uh, and Nton over there at CNN was pretty surprised at the approval ratings and, uh, who's being blamed for the shutdown. And Ruby Rose, don't say who wants a man and can't figure out why.

I'll foreshadow here.

She's a whore.

So that doesn't help.

But I'm going to give some advice that is helpful for both young men and young women out there

in the art of courtship.

But most of all, it's very important.

Don't be a horror.

I'm with the show.

Hello, Chase Van Guard.

Too big to fail.

How can I help you?

Oh, yeah, sure.

We can help you refinance your house.

How's a 28% sound?

Well, maybe your kids shouldn't have gotten so sick. Maybe you go tell him to eat one of those blue popsicles or something.

Okay, well, best I can do is 27.5%.

And to be honest, you sound like a very selfish person.

Is that really how you want your family to remember you?

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