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It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.

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Get in Oprah money. Get in Oprah money. Get in Oprah money. Howdy, folks, and welcome to another episode of Twin Ovation, the podcast for your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, conscripts, hustles.

Any way you're making that money, we're here to help you.

And as always, I'm joined me on my Shifty Nifty Evil twin brother.

I'll have you this chef, H.A.J.F. Rosenberg.

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And of course, we're joined by the Dame von Dutch herself.

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Hello, hello, hello.

Welcome to another episode of Twin Ovation where we come at you with those million-dollar,

$1,000, $100,000 ideas.

You know, all of a sudden, $100,000 isn't a lot of money.

And I want to tell the nation that it's a lot of money and and i want to i want to tell the nation that

it's a ton of money yeah david well dave i i think every everyone considers the 100 k kind of the

the o g you consider you know not anymore it's not a good uh salary they say anymore which is

bullshit because you know well they keep they keep moving the goalposts if you will you know good a salary they say anymore, which is bullshit. That is bullshit.

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