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Minion Death Cult

No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without some grousing from Alito)

and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to water

Plus we hear a couple strong but opposite responses to the successful Dominion / Fox News lawsuit

and finally we examine the coterie of weirdos shaming celebrities for refusing to purchase the blue check from Elon, and the Babylon Bee origin of Elon Musk's (real) "Save A Celebrity" checkmark fund.

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Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser

Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

Music:

En Attendant Ana - Anita

Wes Montgomery Trio - Geno

Die Kreuzen - All White

Transcript

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0:00.0

The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

0:07.0

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.

0:11.0

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

0:18.0

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're

0:27.6

going to just doing this. All there in Barham, stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.

0:37.2

And we are Minion Death death cult the world is ending

0:40.5

celebrities refusing to pay eight dollars for a blue check because they think they're better than you

0:47.9

are responsible and we're documenting it oh hey what's up everybody It's your show for the week. Minion Death

0:55.4

Colt. That's the name of the show. Hey, remember that name, all right? You got a hundred

0:59.9

reasons to remember it, 460 reasons to remember that name. That's how many episodes we've done.

1:06.8

Don't forget it. Don't forget it. It's a fun, fun acronym. You can just say MDC. It means a lot of other fun things, you know.

1:12.6

Just, yeah, write it down.

1:14.6

Uh, we had a jam-packed episode.

1:17.6

I wanted to start off with some, some housekeeping.

1:22.6

Touch base on a story we covered for Patreon for the bonus episode last week,

1:29.0

which was the Colorado Creek Karen,

1:33.5

who bought her dream home next to a public park in Colorado that she thought

1:38.8

included a private creek,

1:41.1

but she bought it in winter and apparently didn't look at the history of the plot and was shocked and repulsed to discover that the fairly large creek had been part of the public park for 35 years via a public easement and that entitled members of the community would be using the area for recreation.

2:01.4

Just sickening stuff.

2:02.4

You know, families, dogs, kids, things like repulsive.

2:07.1

And listening back, that was like my favorite revelation she had.

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