Well, we should be sailing a lot faster now. That's all of the gold into the ocean.

Gillian, now we're gonna die.

No, Jay will be fine, because we just launched our first official merchandise.

We did?

That's right, and it is your destiny to go to JRWYshop.com and buy the rip-tied pirate sweatshirt now.

It comes in a black with green and red design and a navy with a golden one.

Wait, did you say navy?

Where? And hey, it's only available for a limited time, and once they're gone, they're gone.

So head over to JRWYshop.com. That's JRWYSHOP.com.

And if you're a patron, don't get your fins in a twist just yet,

because for our qualifying Patreon supporters, go check out the Patreon page on how to claim your free merch.

So go grab the sweatshirt now and become an honorary rip-tied pirate.

And if it does well, we can make a lot of cool stuff like this in the future.

Oh, wow, is this a diamond? I found a diamond. What he liked it straight for me diamond.

Orange?

An orange. That's a tangerine. You fooled me. You can't fool me.

I see that. You can't fool me. I see that scurvy in your eyes.

I see the veins in your neck and your arms and in your legs.

I see that crust around your eyes. I see those dilated pupils. I see.

I see you're on drugs. So no trade? No. What's up everybody? Welcome back.

You can't let me if I do this. What are you gonna do? Nothing.

You can't throw it at me. You'll ruin everything around me.

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