No Extracurriculars | Where My Moms At? Ep. 186

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week Christina P gives us an update on what's going on in her world. The babies are sick, she's building her own oasis, and she's discovered the magic of Buc-ee's. Christina has taken a firm position on extracurricular activities and has decided to take it to the playground. We are then blessed with this week's curation of TikToks. The Main Mommy addressed some follow-ups: vag drier and yogurt meows, as well as Pazsitzky Effects and What Would Christina P Do. We are left with Christina's thoughts on healthy living.

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0:00.0	Ready in Chamesh, Abba Salos, Stein?
0:25.0	Hey, my man, man, man, man, thank you for listening.
0:28.0	Where am I performing? Let's talk about that.
0:32.0	Portland, Oregon. I think literally like 10 tickets left on the second show for Revolution Hall. March 31st.
0:40.0	And then April 1st, that's gone in Roner Park, Chicago, April 29th.
0:45.0	Milk, Jockey, Jizz, Kansen, April 30th.
0:49.0	And May 13th, Charles Town, West Virginia.
0:52.0	And I've just added Commative Works downtown and Denver. September 14th, 15th on 16th.
0:59.0	I always think of what's that band that I'm thinking of, not Craft of Work.
1:05.0	Craft of Work.
1:06.0	Sounds so German. Denver, Commative Works.
1:10.0	Also, don't forget to buy my Christiana P.s. Perfett Red lipstick darling.
1:16.0	I've developed my formula because I absolutely think all the lipsticks I've had before are total shites.
1:24.0	And I spend many, many moons developing this formula that I'm wearing right now in Italy.
1:31.0	It's very, very luxurious and it's good quality.
1:36.0	So get your fucking life, bro. Get it. Help me. Christiana P online.com. There you go.
1:42.0	Let me tell you, moms, I've been in the fucking depths of like cold season as you.
1:49.0	This is my camera right in front of me. Always the question.
1:54.0	I mean, a constant fucking kids. I mean, if you have kids, you know that you're chronically ill.
2:01.0	It's just chronic. And so the big kid got a cold. The little kids got the cold.
2:07.0	And you know, they were up at 4.30 this morning.
2:11.0	And little kids don't go back to sleep when they're sick and fuck.
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