Hello, and good evening, everybody.

The world has gone mad.

My worldview, my life was transformed when my parents told me Santa Claus no longer existed.

Me too.

No matter how hard I tried, I could not debunk it.

Me, me too.

And, and, and, by the way, so sorry, my dear friend. I just, we're going nuts. I'm

serious. I'm in a parallel universe. How about this? How about one day on your own, your parents come

to me and say, hey, Sean, hey, you ever wonder about Santa Claus?

Yeah, they know Santa Claus.

Why did you tell me?

I didn't even, I wasn't even asking.

Why did you tell me this?

Why didn't you just let it go?

I could have maybe, I don't know, grown out of it or not

brought it up. I say, hey, Sean, while we're at it, you want to know how we make babies? Oh,

dear God, no. So your daddy got drunk or not. I don't want to hear about this. So let me explain

something to you. First, my mind is blown.

Number one, if I am the...

This guy doesn't exist, he doesn't exist, Lionel.

He's laughing his ass off. He's laughing his ass off.

He is laughing his ass off.

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