Greetings and salutations. It's me, JD, coming to you from the Green Room in the White Oak Music Hall in fabulous Houston, Texas.

This is not actually the beginning of the show. I don't want to get into it, but there was a technical

glitch. I'm not pointing any fingers, but the top of the show was cut off. So I'm here to kick

things off by thanking neutral vodka, seltzer made with real vodka, real seltzer, and real juice.

It's neutral, baby. The one with the umla. They made this whole thing happen.

So let's get to the show. The audio from the live show picks up right when Skeets introduces

the sexiest member of the team. Me! Enjoy the show.

Come on, man. Priorities. Come on, Tassie. But we do have the man making the magic happen. Super

producer, JD. Hello.

Wow! There is JD. And you may have seen them wandering around. They're helping us hopefully

get this live to the internet right now. We got Jerome and we got Eschua so give it up for

them as well our guys helping us in the background and when we get too

okay let's dance okay I love this song guys that's our Rome's new catchphrase, actually.

Yeah, you were out for the weekend.

Jerome said, I got a great idea.

When Skeets' intros me, I'm just going to play three seconds of a song.

Any song, any three seconds.

Sort of sexy. I didn't mind it.

That's right.

Yeah, look, I'm going to try and keep my energy high.

I'm struggling a little bit.

I'm coming off a crazy trip where I went to Vegas, to then Zion National Park, to Bryce

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