No Dirty Carrots | This Past Weekend

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Back from 8 shows in San Jose. This Episode Brought to You By Skillshare Get 2 months of Skillshare free at https://skillshare.com/theovon Rich Uncles Sign up at https://weekend.robinhood.com to sign up and receive a FREE stock Hair Club Go to https://HairClub.com/THEO for a free hair analysis AND a free take home hair kit Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Gunt Squad To Join: https://www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam Cox Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Amelia Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angel Perez Angelo Raygun Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Harlan Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Baltimore Ben Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Streit Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Bubba Hodge Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Chad Saltzman Christopher Becking Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Hanas Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Cort Adams Crystal Dan Draper Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith David Wyrick Donald blackwell Doug Chee Drew Munoz Erin Weatherford Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Felix Theo Wren Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Haley Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jerry Zhang Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Joseph Wuttunee Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kevtron Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Leighton Fields Logan Yakemchuk Luke Danton Matt Kaman Matt McKeen Matthew Azzam Megan Daily Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nick Lindenmayer Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell Passenger Shaming Peter Craig Philip James Qie Jenkins Rachael Edwards Ranger Rick Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Riley Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Sean Frakes Sean Scott Season Vaughan Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stefan Borglycke Sungmin Choe Suzanne O'Reilly Taylor Beall The Asian Hamster Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Travis Simpson Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Zach Zak StufflebeamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	what's up you little march hairs huh you little tragic rabbits you see that
0:08.8	orange dangler but you see that carot huh let's get it
0:30.0	celebrate me, celebrate misery you know that soon we're gonna die
0:45.0	let's have someone while we'll die celebrate our days, celebrate all your pain
0:59.9	all of your demons exercised let's have someone while we'll die
1:19.0	and that is music that is music by the band or the man actually Spencer
1:27.1	Jacob growl g-r-a-u and he's a man and he has that song called celebrate and
1:34.7	and I'm happy to be here with you guys today it is March it is March and it is
1:41.0	the it is the year 2019 and it is this is what we got this is who we are you
1:54.8	know the march hairs baby you know maybe getting that and that carrot that
2:01.5	carrot's always dangling and you notice that there's always a carrot like
2:06.9	every day I wake up there's some carrot there's that you know that little
2:12.0	fricking orange vegetable just kind of hanging in the distance for me
2:17.4	whatever it is it could be you know a financial gain it could be a love you
2:23.1	know I want to get a love or a sex it could be an apology I need to make but
2:33.4	there's always something out in front of me that I'm moving towards usually I
2:40.9	think anyway I'm just trying to think what you know it's yeah there's always
2:46.8	something out in front of me that I'm moving towards that I want or sometimes
2:52.4	that I need you know but there's always a carrot there's always a carrot that
2:59.6	gets gets you that that is out in front of you and sometimes they're one that
3:07.0	you know you put out there they're goals sometimes they're ones that that
3:13.3	that the you know I guess ambitions I wonder what the difference between a goal
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