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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about the frozen tundra of Canada, TM, and Half Baked. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Looking to adopt a cat? Help Craig find Maureen a good home. If you know someone who is interested please DM Craig on Instagram or email [email protected] Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all over 6-0 in progress and close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears when shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:19.0	Hello everybody.
0:22.8	Yeah, yeah.
0:23.8	I just got back from Canada and I am coming to Ohio, baby.
0:28.6	What are we got?
0:29.7	Oh, man, I can't read that far.
0:31.6	Damn it.
0:33.0	Anyways, Toledo, Cleveland, Louisville, Kentucky, and Cincinnati.
0:38.4	Which one's which? Just go to my website, Louisville, Kentucky, and Cincinnati. Which one's which?
0:39.8	Just go to my website, all right, everybody.
0:42.2	I can't read that far.
0:43.7	I should have it on a note right here.
0:45.1	My calendar's over there.
0:46.2	I need my firefocles.
0:47.6	I'm getting old.
0:48.4	I had a comb over on the whole show.
0:53.8	Yes, Ohio, Louisville, Washington, D.C., a bunch of stuff, Craig Conant.com.
1:02.2	I love you all.
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