No Cigar
Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.5 • 8.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Trickery abounds on today's tour through the Cabinet!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Erin Mankie's Cabinet of Curiosity's, a production of I Heart Radio and Grimm |
| 0:08.7 | and Mild. |
| 0:13.0 | Our world is full of the unexplainable. |
| 0:16.3 | And if history is an open book, all of these amazing tales are right there on display, |
| 0:22.2 | just waiting for us to explore. |
| 0:25.4 | Welcome to the Cabinet of Curiosity's. |
| 0:36.8 | In the 1978 Superman film starring Christopher Reeve, Lex Luther delivers a speech to his |
| 0:42.3 | henchman and henchwoman about what truly matters in life. |
| 0:46.6 | He says, and I quote, |
| 0:48.2 | stocks may rise in fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, and people are no damn good, |
| 0:54.9 | but they will always need land and they'll pay through the nose to get it. |
| 0:59.2 | And he wasn't wrong. |
| 1:00.8 | Look back at the legend of Johnny Appleseed, for example. |
| 1:03.8 | He was a real man named John Chapman who hailed from Massachusetts. |
| 1:07.4 | A nursery man by trade, Chapman spent much of his life working around plants and flowers. |
| 1:12.8 | He set out in the late 1700s to plant vast apple orchards in states like Ohio, Pennsylvania, |
| 1:18.5 | Illinois, Indiana, and even up north into Ontario, Canada. |
| 1:22.3 | But contrary to the stories told in school, he wasn't doing it randomly. |
| 1:26.6 | You see, the government recognized new orchards on unclaimed land as proof of ownership. |
| 1:32.2 | In other words, Chapman planted apple trees to build up his real estate portfolio. |
| 1:37.2 | But Johnny Appleseed had gone about things the right way. |
| 1:40.4 | He'd been a shrewd businessman who worked within the law to earn himself a hefty income. |
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