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I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and this is Smith and Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week invent a new

race series. You know who I think is padding their part a little bit?

Padding. Padding their part just talking themselves up a little bit too much.

Tree Surgeons.

Oh what, what the use of the word surgeon is surgeon?

Yeah.

Tree surgeon.

No one else does this.

You don't go, I'm just just gonna pop down to the hair surgeon get a bit of a tidy up

It's just it doesn't my wife's popped out to the nail surgeon just to have them trimmed and painted no

But you know three surgeons go go? Oh, we're surgeons, yes. Oh, yes.

Eight years in tree college I had to do before I got to do. I'm not belittling tree surgeons

per se because... You are are I am a bit it's the name that's just

the tree cutters tree cutters is fine it's like you're doing something that is very brave and I grant you that

and whatever they're paid which I know from experience is quite a lot it's worth it

You know what though they they're their clients are some of the oldest inhabitants of our

They are work every day they're working on very very old creatures you know I'm

creatures okay organisms organisms Okay, yeah, I suppose it is an organism. Well, I'm I'm sat here on the cast to you and I'm watching two very large trees holding on for grim death because it is quite

windy today and I do I sort of feel sorry for them because it's like you know when you

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