I'm the worst. I'm the worst.

Could have told you that.

This is why people think you're high always, because you're like, I don't know, I'm just going with the flow, you know.

Bad issues. People still celebrate graduating as if...

People still graduate. They don't just drop out.

Fucking nerds, dude. Do you know? You're finishing?

That's crazy.

When thing about me, I will not close college.

I dropped out of Hebrew school.

Well, that's the only thing I've ever quit and gymnastics.

I quit soccer.

But I quit gymnastics because my mom wouldn't let me shave and I was starting to get bushy everywhere.

Oh, I was bushy.

My mom wouldn't even let me shave my legs or my armpits, like little things.

So I'm like, I'm training to be like a professional gymnast and I'm like so embarrassed because everyone else can shave and I'm the only one who can.

I already had a bull cut at that point.

Oh, I would sneak to my friend's house and shave in her shower because they were like my second family and then my mom would get mad and she would like find my electronics or my makeup and she would flush it down the toilet or like stomp on it or throw it out like. Yeah, for sure. Not a fan of me feeling beautiful. I definitely thought everybody shaved. so I shaved and they were by like, gay! And I was like, oh, that's crazy. I didn't know that y'all didn't do that. Wait, your legs or something? I shaved my arms. And then everybody was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I thought we all did that. And they were like, no. And then I never shaved again. And then I started getting tattoos, and then you have another man shave you, like, before the tattoo.

Oh, you got PTSD. It's the creepiest thing in the world. Having another man just be like put shaving cream on you. It is really weird. That's very intimate. You are to shave you. Even worse. I was getting my leg done the other day. and he shaved my leg and we were about to start.

He got a call from his friend. His friend got arrested in airport jail. So his friend's in airport jail and he was like, well, we can't do the tattoo. He's like, I got to go get my friend, whatever. And I'm like, but I've already got a shaved leg with no tattoo on it. So now and then it grows back so uneven because the left one I didn't shave so the right one I had to shave

and then I had to go back two the left one I didn't shave. So the right

one I had to shave. And then I had to go back two weeks later to actually get the tattoos. So we had to

shave it again. So my body hair is just so uneven. And now I feel very much.

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