No Autographs, Please!: "The Buffet is Open!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

Ask Ronna

Cloud10

Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Now wait a minute. Ronna's being a little sneaky, but she can't help it. She's thrilled to be able to share a little taste of a brand new and absolutely hysterical podcast called NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE, hosted by none other than Arden Myrin and Bryan Safi (ever heard of 'em?). Join them as they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. It's available wherever you get your podcasts and is NOT to be missed, pardon me. On this episode drop, Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Nothing's more British than a copper and a biscuit.
0:04.6	Taking a 15 minute break to reset, recharge and feel better.
0:09.6	But the perfect break needs the perfect biscuit.
0:13.7	And let's be honest, as the original and the best
0:17.5	only a MacVitties one will do.
0:20.6	Time for a biscuit, Britain.
0:23.4	MacVitties' true originals,
0:25.6	buy and store for a chance to win a truly original biscuit break.
0:30.6	Hi, here itch it's here and I'm here to tell you all about Gardina.
0:35.2	As someone who is passionate about gardening and growing my own food,
0:39.0	it is so important that I have reliable quality tools by my side.
0:43.5	Whether you're pruning, sewing seeds, or watering your outdoor space,
0:47.9	Gardina has everything you need to keep your garden blooming.
0:51.4	Gardina is a brand that keeps passionate gardeners in the heart
0:55.2	of everything they do.
0:56.8	To find out more, head to Gardina.com forward slash UK.
1:01.7	Runny here, being a little bit sneaky,
1:05.0	but I can't help it because I'm so excited for my fabulous friends
1:10.3	and occasional collaborators, Pad and May.
1:13.2	I had marine and Brian Safey.
1:15.7	Maybe you've heard of him.
1:17.0	They have the most incredible new podcast.
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