No Arms, No Legs and He Did What!?!
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
A quadruple amputee pro cornhole champion — the guy who’s actually good enough to get paid and compete on TV — just got charged with first-degree murder after allegedly shooting his friend point-blank in the passenger seat during an argument, then telling the guys in the back to help bury the body. Wildest story we’ve had in a while.Then we get into the rest:
- 0:00 – Cable company rant + the legendary hairy dump technician story
- 5:30 – Air Canada plane crash at LaGuardia: flight attendant Solange Tremblay gets ejected 330 feet still strapped in her jump seat… and survives with a fucked-up leg
- 15:00 – Trump at Graceland asking if he could take Elvis in a fight, blanking on his favorite Elvis song, and marveling at the gold-plated Social Security card
- 28:00 – Vegas tourism collapse, Canadians staying home, and more Trump/Iran market talk
- 40:00 – Random tangents: candlepin bowling, nursing home happy hour, my dog’s missing claw, and William Shatner still crushing it at 95
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Opie, why are you late for the Opie |
| 0:05.7 | Raleed podcast starring Ron the waiter? |
| 0:09.2 | I'll tell you why, because the cable company out here, |
| 0:12.7 | way out east of Long Island, sucks a dick. |
| 0:16.4 | That's how we start today. |
| 0:17.7 | Am I frozen, Ron? |
| 0:18.4 | Tell me I'm frozen. |
| 0:19.3 | Just tell me I'm frozen. |
| 0:20.7 | Just make it hurt. Am I frozen? Am I good? What's going on? |
| 0:23.7 | Yeah, you're in it out, man. It's like you're coming in from a different dimension, man. All right now. Oh, you're frozen right now. Of course, I am. You had your mouth open like you were doing a porno. All right, the video is going to be horrendous today. |
| 0:37.4 | I thank the cable company out here on Long Island. |
| 0:40.3 | Every time... you were doing a porno. All right. The video is going to be horrendous today. I thank the cable company out here on Long Island. |
| 0:40.3 | Every time I come out here, there's a problem with the cable company. |
| 0:45.3 | I have gone to the cable company. |
| 0:47.3 | I don't even know. |
| 0:48.9 | I go at least four or five times. |
| 0:51.9 | Who goes to a cable company four or five times a year? |
| 0:55.5 | And then I go, hey, my Wi-Fi stinks. Here's a screenshot. Oh, that's not good, sir. |
| 1:02.4 | Well, what are you going to do about it? Well, if you upgrade, blah, blah, blah. That should solve |
| 1:08.3 | the problem. So I upgrade. Guess what? It didn't solve the problem. Well, we'll send a technician out to your house, sir. Oh, thank you very much. And then, you know, that's the famous story with the technician that looked at my situation and said, do you have a bathroom? I said, yes. And he took a big, hairy dump in my house and then left and said i don't know what's going on here |
| 1:29.3 | i'll have to circle back with my company and and and i got i have three cable boxes in this house |
| 1:36.6 | guess what once again i got a march to the cable company to tell them about their wifi and how |
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