No Anchovies

Run That Prank

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Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Black people do not eat anchovies and the pizzeria that put it on Fool #1's pie is in trouble.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.2	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.3	The subject, Casanova, is living in my house.
0:15.8	We'll get into that.
0:17.1	Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few.
0:18.8	But right now, the nephew is here with today's
0:21.6	prank phone call. What you got for is nev. No anchovies. See how I changed my boy? No anchovies.
0:29.2	But why is that so serious? Because black people don't eat anchovies, Carla. Okay, we're serious
0:35.0	about that. Some black people. I don't know one black person that eat anchovies on their pizza. Who do you know? I've eaten them before. You've eaten them before. When you order a pizza, do you order anchovies? Not anymore. Oh, Katie. You came back to the other side. Welcome back. What does race have to do with this?
0:56.2	Okay, okay.
0:57.0	Well, let's look at it before we go to this prank.
0:58.8	Okay, Carla.
0:59.8	Break it down.
1:00.6	Do you order pepperoni, Carl?
1:02.9	Yes.
1:03.4	We're not going to argue by pizza toppings.
1:05.3	That's not what we do.
1:06.2	Do you order Italian sausage?
1:08.2	Yes.
1:08.8	Yeah.
1:09.2	Okay.
1:10.0	Okay.
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