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Run That Prank

No Anchovies

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 is livid because his pizza has anchovies.  "Black People don't eat no explicative anchovies man!"

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.6

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.7

And the subject is my ex-children aren't welcome.

0:15.2

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a bit.

0:18.7

But right now, it is thehew with today's prank phone call.

0:22.7

What you got for is, Neff? What's happening?

0:24.4

Let me jump this out there first, Shirley, Nashville, Tennessee, Zanis Comedy Club.

0:29.0

The Nephew was coming to Friday, to Saturday, to Sunday.

0:33.3

That is this coming weekend, which is what? April Fool's weekend.

0:39.6

What better food to have in your city to spend April Fool's Witt?

0:46.4

Okay.

0:47.2

Two Friday, two Saturday, two Sunday.

0:49.5

Friday sold out, Saturday sold out.

0:51.3

First show Sunday, Solite.

0:52.7

I put another one on sale for Sunday evening. So we're going to go to work. All right, six shows. Two Friday, two Saturday, two Sunday. Laying in the cut is Charlotte, North Carolina. That's right. That is the comedy zone. April 8 through 10. Ticket's setting like hotcakes, so I appreciate that, Charlotte. I'm coming. I'm going to go be stupid in Nashville first.

1:11.9

Then I'm going to come down there a week later and be stupid down there too. You see what I'm saying? Stupid is moving around the country. That's me. I magnified. I make it bigger than what it is. I'm amazing with it. You got to watch me do it. It's incredible when you see it in person. I'm just saying.

1:08.3

I'm saying it's the timing you haven't met yet.

1:10.8

So, see me.

1:11.6

Well, now. watch me do it. It's incredible when you see it in person. I'm just, I'm just saying. I'm saying.

1:28.5

It's the timing you haven't met yet. So, see me. Now, right now, we're going to take time to be

1:33.1

a little bit more ignorant. This right here, Shirley, is no anchovy. Black people don't eat

1:39.5

anchovies on their peat. No, we do not. And chobies. We do not. Mushrooms, yes. Yes. Mushrooms, yes. Mushroom. Uh-huh. Pepperoni. Italian sauce. Might do a little bell pepper onion. We'll do that. We don't do anchovies. I don't even know what the anchovy is.

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