No Anchovies
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 31 January 2019
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Black people do not eat anchovies on their pizza!
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject. |
| 0:05.9 | Your online friend is overstepping boundaries. |
| 0:10.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:10.8 | That is the subject of the strawberry letter, but right now the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call. |
| 0:15.8 | What you got, Neff? |
| 0:16.7 | No anchovas. |
| 0:19.6 | So aggressive. |
| 0:20.4 | No anchovas. Okay. Why are you saying like that? Black people don't eat your antiochosis. No anchov. Running. Hello, dude. Hey, man, who is the person I need to talk to about? I got a pizza that's been messed up. Who do I need to talk to? Well, you can talk to me, sir. What's going on? What happened to your pizza? Somebody put some f***ing anchovies on my pizza. Black people don't eat no f***ing anchovies, man. So who would do that? Who would put an anchovies on my damn pizza? I didn't want to. Settled out with the language there, pal. All right? |
| 0:56.4 | You know, if you got anchovies on your pizza, he just must have gotten mixed up with another |
| 1:01.1 | order. I'll send you another f***er. It ain't a big deal. But I ain't asked me no fias |
| 1:05.4 | man. Let me ask you some. What the fuck is an anchovy any damn way? |
| 1:11.6 | It's like a f***in. That's what a f***ing anchovy is, okay, pal. It's like a f***ing. Hey, hey, let me tell you something, man. First of what's your name? What is your name? I'm Gino. I'm Gino. So you're the owner of the damn pizza place. Yeah, I own the damn pizza place. |
| 1:08.6 | And I need people calling me and cursing at me because it was a mistake. you're the owner of the damn pizza place. Yeah, I own the damn pizza place. |
| 1:27.5 | And I don't need people calling me and cursing at me because it was a mistake. |
| 1:31.3 | You know, mistakes happen, pal. |
| 1:32.7 | Where's things go on in this life? |
| 1:34.2 | And then you're getting some anchovies on your pizza. |
| 1:36.8 | Hey, man. |
| 1:37.3 | Okay, so here's a deal. |
| 1:39.2 | I don't have a bunch of guests coming my house or order pizza, |
| 1:42.0 | and every last one of them got antichobies on them you know what I'm saying so I got an issue with it I'd have spent |
| 1:47.6 | over $50 with you with these pizzas and the in the shit right wrong nobody likes |
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