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Run That Prank

No Anchovies

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Black people don't eat no anchovies on their pizza.  Gino messed up!

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0:00.0

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0:04.4

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0:35.6

All right, now, here we go. No ancho.

0:38.3

Hello,

0:35.1

Hey, man, who is the person I need to talk to about? I got a pizza that's been messed up. Who do I need to talk to? Well, you could talk to me, sir. What's going on? What happened to your pizza? Somebody puts some f***ing anchovies on my pizza. Black people are eating no Frikan anchovies, man.

0:37.0

So who would do that? Who would put an anchovies on my damn bitch? I didn't want to know. Settled down with the language there, pal. All right? You know, if you got anchovies on your pizza, he just must have gotten mixed up with another order. I'll send you another pizza. It ain't a big deal. But I ain't asked me no fias, man. Matter of fact, let me ask you some. What the fuck is an anchovy any damn way? It's like a f***in. That's what a f***an anchovy is, okay, Belle. It's like a f***in. Hey, hey, let me tell you something, man. First of my, what's your name? What is your name?

1:30.1

I'm Gino. I'm Gino.

1:31.7

So you're the owner of the damn pizza place?

1:34.4

Yeah, I own the damn pizza place. And I need people calling me and cursing it me because it was a mistake.

1:40.0

You know, mistakes happen, pal. Where's things go on in this life than you're getting some anchovies on your pizza. Hey, man. Okay, so here's a deal. I don't have a bunch of guests coming my house or order pizza, and every last one of them got antichobies on them. You know what I'm saying? So I got an issue with it. I'd have spent over $50 with you with these the, and the shit is right wrong.

2:02.8

Nobody likes anchovies?

2:05.0

No, I told you something.

2:07.1

Black people don't eat no f***ing anchovies, man.

2:09.1

Okay. Hold on.

2:11.3

I'm almost certain I've served anchovy pizza black people before.

2:15.9

Okay.

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