I'm I'm going to be. I'm going to disturbed. I'm your host, John Thrasher.

And your beautiful father, who has a big announcement, sort of, we kind of touched on this on Patreon. I mean, you outed me, but that's fine. Thank you for the intro. You added me. You did the thing you're not supposed to do in the gay community and you outed me. Without me taking ownership of my own sexuality. Well, let's... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think the public didn't know that I was a lesbian until you said it.

And it's like, it's like, wow, John, dick.

You know what I mean?

Well, listen.

Listen, it was Father's Day the other night.

I thought it was important that everybody will know some things about Darren.

So I sat us down in a video that anybody on Patreon can go and watch right now if you're interested. It features a cameo by magic, by the way. I was going to say, and you also fat-shamed magic. Yeah, I did. You were like, look how big he is. Well, he's huge. I mean, this thing. What if someone just came into your house and was like, wow, John, look how big you are. Like, you're a dick. Like, that was so dicky. I would do that. Listen, I'm saying, I'm also a lesbian. I didn't rescue a water buffalo. I rescued a cat. I would like to see a cat, uh, lounging on the sofa. He is kind of a water buffalo. He's a water buffalo.

He's a water gruffalo.

There's something, yeah, there's something in there.

But anyways, in the video, I let everybody know that, in fact, your father, Darren Karp, is a lesbian.

And, you know, it was funny, Darren, there was a lot of reaction to this video, which I was just being playful. I was in a playful mood. And I should mention to everybody, you said it to me last night. I was just going to say, I did ask for approval. Um, but everyone, you know, the title I think of the, of the video and I'm assuming the email that people get when we post these videos was something like Father's Day announcement about Darren.

But that kind of spook some people, Darren.

Roxanna in our Patreon group said,

oof, I thought y'all were getting a divorce or something.

We love our daddy cat, Darren, and support in this life-changing event.

Happy Father's Day, Darren. And John, to you as Magic's Dad, which I thought was super sweet.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's true.

Although I feel like I'm Magic's Dad, but that's fine.

That's fine.

I will say it's understandable that people had that sort of reaction because I think the only time we've ever made a quote-unquote an announcement was when we ended martinis and murder. Yeah, that's true. Which freaks people out, I think, at that point. I also love Roxanna. One thing I noticed about these comments because I actually got it on my Apple Watch was when she says, oof, which is UF, F, F.F, F. Yeah. I either say, ugh. Like if you were telling me tell me something, like, oh, I'm not feeling, I'm not feeling great today, I'd be like, ugh. Which to me comes off as U-G-H. Yeah, yeah. Although I feel like people take it in text messages like, oh, why is he telling me this? Like, ugh. Yeah, that's true. And oof, I would spell O-O-O-F-F-F-F-F-F. Me too.

So I like the UFFF-F-F, because it actually makes sense because it's like, ooh. It's an E-W-F-F-F-F, you know? So good job. Yeah, thank you, Roxanna, for that. Sophia also said, quote, the way I just cackled, this shit is too funny. Happy Father's Day. So Sophia got the joke. Thank you, Sophia. This one was my favorite. Our friend Caitlin on Patreon said, ha-ha, my daughter said, my dad's not a lesbian. And- Caitlin, if you're a child of the show, your dad's a lesbian, I'm sorry to tell you. And that, I mean, and it worked. And that's what's what's what? And it works. That's just what happens. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like when you go to change your brake pads, it's like you don't have to have a penis. Like your dad doesn't have to be a lesbian. but if he wants to be a good lesbian like if he wants to be a good dad he'll be a lesbian

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