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Okay, well, I mean, sweetie, we got on the, we got on the Zoom, and I said to John, I said, well, you did you replace my Diet Coke? Because as you guys know, John was staying in the most elegant hotel in Manhattan. It's true. No, it's Darren Carp's apartment. Uh-huh. And I saw that you made the bed, though, and I love that you wash the sheets because you know what? I did. Even though I was willing to do it, it was so nice having it already done.

Oh, of course. It was just nice. It was just, you didn't have to and it was just nice. It was just, I know. I will say, you know, I had texted you before I was leaving. I think like the day I was leaving and I was like, by the way, like cleaned up everything. I washed the towels. I washed the sheets. And you were... Very nice.

That's right.

I did on a huge dolly because you had so many things. cleaned up everything, I washed the towels, I washed the sheets and you were... Took the packages in. Very nice.

That's right. I did on a huge dolly because you have so many things. And when I told you that I washed the sheets, you were like, you did? Well, I just thought that was... It was nice. Well, let me publicly say, first of all, yes, the Diet Coke was replaced. I don't know if this was on air. I don't even remember, but I was like, just so you know, like, I was drinking some of your Diet Coke and you were like, you're like, help yourself to anything. I mean, replace the Diet Coke, but help yourself to anything. Just like replace every bite you ever took. Well, listen. But feel free to kick your feet up and relax. And have a good time. But if a pillow is moved, I'll fucking kill you. Oh my God. It's so funny you say that because your couch, which I watched a lot of the U.S. Open on, let's be honest. The TV, I'm going to get to this... Okay, you're getting to it. One thing at a time.

There's just so much to even... Wait, can I also just before we jump into it to say...

Yeah.

Hello and welcome to... I know. It's so nice. It's Darren Karp, John Thrasher. Hello, everyone. We're back. I'm back in the United States. We're wearing the same thing.

It feels good to see you, John.

So welcome to not my radishes.

I didn't sing this morning because sing for this episode because whatever.

But anyway, continue about my television.

Well, John. So welcome to my radishes. I didn't sing this morning because sing for this episode because whatever. But anyway, continue about my television. Well, quickly about the pillows, your pillows were like really nice on the couch. And I was like, I want to make sure I don't like get food or drink or anything. Did I? Don't say that. Oh my God, I'm so nervous about that. So, long

story short, for those who don't know, yes, I came to New York. Darren graciously let me stay at her

place. I, Darren, feel like... I hooked you up. Not only... You really did hook me out.

You got a man to first lady? That's... I'm going to get to that too. Okay, we're getting to it. Okay, we're getting to it. I have so many thoughts. Signed Serena Williams tennis ball, anyone? Which is right behind me. Yeah. I just want to publicly say thank you so much because I did need to come up for some things and the U.S. Open and all the other things I had fun with. And you really hooked me up. And it would have cost me quite a lot of money to stay in New York City this time of year. And you graciously let me. You would have done the same. And of course, I'm always helping to help a friend your family to me. But I just love that in the first, because you guys know, that we have like an outline where, you know, sometimes we add to it, sometimes we just kind of riff about like where our lives are. And like literally the first thing outside of just saying like Portugal, which of course I'll get to my trip. It just says we need to talk about Morton Williams, which for those who don't know or I don't know if it's just a New York thing, I could be completely wrong about this, but Morton Williams is just a grocery store, and it's like a common grocery. It's not just a grocery store. It is not just. And we'll get to that in a second. It's a hellscape, people. It's a hellscape, but it's not as bad as Christides, and I'm just going to say that. But I live across the street. So convenient.

Which is so convenient. And also has a Morton Williams wine store, which is also very nice, liquor store.

So all of that is great. And I will say for me, for me, I tend to go to Morton Williams, like, just for a few items here and there.

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