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Shaken and Disturbed

NMR #15 - Parachuting Spiders

Shaken and Disturbed

John Thrasher and Daryn Carp

Improv, News, Comedy, True Crime, News Commentary

4.6549 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Daryn talks about her mom torturing her about spiders that parachute while John pledges to watch a show that Daryn tells him to.

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Well, you're not my radishes.

0:32.1

Darren, are you singing or are these loud ass fucking birds outside of my room singing?

0:38.4

I mean, I don't think that anyone at home,

0:40.5

I don't think anyone at home will be able to listen.

0:42.3

Let me just be silent for three seconds.

0:44.2

Here, let me move my mic closer to the window.

0:49.5

You hear this?

0:50.7

You have to be, you have to listen really closely.

0:53.3

Like when you're talking, I can't hear it. But basically John is in his house right now. And with windows closed. We stopped recording to do this for a minute. And he was like, do you hear these fucking cardinals outside? And I was like, wait, I really do. And he goes, that's what the window closed. Yeah. So, you know. So welcome to spring.

1:13.4

Um, it's also like still daylight out. Spring has sprung. It's after work hours and it's still

1:19.8

daylight and I'm like spooked a little bit. Oh, you're spooked. I'm spooked that it's this time of the

1:27.1

night and there's still some daylight. It's crazy. I'm ready for spring. I just wanted to come here and make an official statement. Allergy season has arrived. I so far, well, listen, I had a sinus infection for most of February. So I'm just trying to like have a normal life. You're just back now. I'm just trying to get through the year, frankly. But um, fair. Yeah, but yeah, I'm here and I'm ready for spring. Up here in the Northeast, I would like to see some leave soon. Speaking of the singing birds, I just want to mention, I have this amazing app. If you don't, if you live in an area where you like to bird watch, which has become a thing I like since the pandemic, there's an app called Merlin Bird ID, and it's from the Cornell University, like, bird division. You can download the Bird Division. Yes, you know, the Bird Division. The Bird Division of Cornell. No, everyone's heard of that, of Cornell. That's right. If you haven't, you're an idiot. That's all I got to

2:21.5

say. I feel like I can go out of a lemon definitively call you an idiot. It's essentially

2:26.4

the perfect app for bird watching. And it has a feature called bird sound ID and you can press

2:31.7

record. It will listen to your surroundings and identify the birds

2:36.1

that are singing. Oh, that's cool. That is really cool. So these loud ass-ass-breds that will not

2:42.0

shut the fuck up are actually Northern Cardinals. I'm laughing because I read the New Yorker every

2:48.6

week and there's a cartoon in this week's New Yorker and it's like a couple, a girl and a guy and they're clearly in a park. And the guy has like, you know, he's got like one pair of binoculars and then like two feet to his right is this guy with like, you know, nine different binoculars and cameras. And the caption is like, I feel like it's a really slippery slope to being a birdwatcher to being

3:07.8

that guy. And I was like, yeah, like that is that guy. Like I totally get that. It's true. But,

3:14.4

you know, it is kind of nice. I feel kind of energized because usually when we record, I record

3:18.1

in the same place. And it's just always dark when we record. But recently, uh, because of daylight

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