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The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Moon Under Water, a mystical pub of the mind where Landlord John Robins and regular Robin Allender invite guests to create their dream watering hole.

But what’s that noise? Who goes there? It sounds like our first guest is approaching. And as the silhouette reaches ever closer, it reveals itself to be… comedian, broadcaster and experienced pintsman Nish Kumar!

After pulling up a stool at the bar, Nish chooses the drinks that will populate the perfect pub of his dreams, adds an album to the jukebox and decides what he wants barred.

But what would a pub be without good conversation? Join us, as discussion flows from the absurdity of fake books to the perils of drinking too much milk.

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0:00.0	What? Wait, who goes there? What chime sounds from that distant glow? Will the footstep hasten?
0:28.5	Will the heart beat again? Oh, thus! Oh, let it be so, thus it is and thou art thee. Come in and rest thy aching mind and welcome to the moon underwater. Thank you. Oh, Hello and welcome, and finally, and thus, and here we sit, be pined, and be pubbed with each and the twain.
1:29.8	We're in the moon underwater.
1:36.7	And I have to say, it is a delight to welcome you into this unique tavern.
1:40.4	A tavern of the mind, a tavern of desire.
1:49.0	And I think what every pub promises, sometimes cannot deliver we house here for the moon underwater is everything and anything you want it to be this is the pub of your dreams
1:57.6	this is Lilloon Salameh the pub of of the mind, the pub de la Sprey.
2:04.1	It's the perfect pub.
2:05.6	And I, John Robbins, am the landlord who welcomes you through the threshold into the further realm.
2:13.4	The correct realm, the realm of the pub of the mind.
2:17.4	And with me, I am absolutely honoured to say is the Moon Underwater's regular, pint supper, bar proper, seat, haveer, nook inhabitor, the lovely Robin Allender.
2:34.0	Hello, Robin. Hello, John. It's lovely to be here in
2:37.3	the moon underwater, a fictional pub, a great pub, and aren't all the best pubs fictional in some way.
2:45.7	I think that's what the purpose of this podcast is. Well, what is the difference between fiction
2:50.4	and imagination and reality?
2:52.4	Thoughts? Yeah, good question. There's a lot to unpack, I think. I mean, what we hope to achieve
2:58.6	with this podcast is maybe to untie some of those knots. Absolutely. To build a few bridges between
3:05.9	the mind, the pub, the imagined pub and the imagined mind.
3:12.6	It's episode one. We're going to sell you our idea of what this podcast does. The pubs aren't real, but the guests are.
3:24.7	But also, it's not really a podcast. It's more.
3:29.0	It's a state of mind.
3:30.3	It's a witnessing of a realm. And that realm is the pub of the mind.
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