Hello, before we start, I quickly want to say to those of you who are in Australia or New Zealand, surprise, I'm coming very soon. In March, I will be heading to the Melbourne Comedy Festival, then I'm going to go to Sydney, I'm going to go to Brisbane, then I'm going to go to Wellington and Auckland in New Zealand, and then I'm going to go back to Perth, and I'm going to be doing my brand new show. I think some of this is my fault.

My show about some whoopsies I've done in the past. and then I'm going to go back to Perth. And I'm going to be doing my brand new show. I think some of this is my fault.

My show about some whoopsies I've done in the past and something about the left and something about fascism, but in a funny way, ha-ha. And I can't wait to see you all. I've been to Melbourne and Sydney before. I've never been to Brisbane. I've never been to New Zealand. and I've never been to Perth, even though I technically have family there.

What can I stay on your couch? I've never been to New Zealand. I've never been to Perth, even though I technically have family

there. What can I stay on your couch is what? I'm asking my family in case they're listening.

Just go buy tickets and also we will have so many more dates announced. So also sign up for my news

set. So you want to be informed of all of that. Now listen to the episode, which starts by me

introducing the episode. It's going to be a bit of an intro this time. You're going to have to

just be okay with that. Okay, bye. Welcome to Sophie Land. This is, I cannot believe. My mother just went

to take my dog on a walk and I ran. First I looked out the window to make sure she was like far away. Then I ran to her bedroom where, oh my God, I can't believe I'm saying this, where she's currently hiding her candy. And she's not hiding it.

She just keeps it in there.

And I like stole a handful of her candy and like ran to my,

and I made sure to take just so that she couldn't see that it was taken.

Like I made sure to put it in exactly the same way.

Then I ran to my room, my room and like hit it so that if she comes

and she can't see it. What is happening? I am 37 years old. I am a professional. I am a professional

comedian. I'm an adult. I like, I pay taxes. And I'm about, like, I don't know. I don't know what is an

indicator that you are too much of an adult to, A, live with your mother, B, steal her candy.

Like, and this is not, this is not, if I had said to her, hey, I know you have some sweets

and, you know, I'm just craving some sweets right now and can I have some of your sweets?

She would have said, yeah, here you go.

Like, but there's something in my brain that just went, like, that was twisted somehow. And suddenly I was nine years old again. And I was being put on a diet by my school, school nurse. And then I wasn't allowed to eat any candy. And then my brain just went, she's out of the house,

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