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Shut up a Second

Nipples

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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In which we shut up for a second to talk about Nipples.


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0:00.0

Sand's Pants Radio, world class.

0:04.2

Hey everyone, our sister show Plumbing the Death Star, is doing another UK tour.

0:09.1

We're doing Edinburgh Fringe, London Podcast Festival, some late night shows at the Soho, and a bunch of cities in between.

0:15.7

So if you want to catch us live, even if it's just a demand we do D&D and bring Cass next time,

0:38.8

you can grab tickets at sandspansradio.com slash live, but be quick, as a lot of shows are close to selling out. I always have one inverted and one not inverted. Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellota. I'm Adam. Today's topic is nipple, the nipples of the human body. And of other animals.

0:44.4

I like to call Melody's nipples her cocoa pops.

0:52.0

Put your milk in my cocoa pops.

0:55.0

That why?

0:56.0

They are wrong and they stick off her body like little bulbs.

1:00.0

Did you know, so on Melody's body, there is one nipple that we're always like,

1:04.0

that's a protruderous lady.

1:06.0

But actually, that's a fucking mole.

1:09.0

You saying we can get it cut off? Yeah. I was looking at him, I'm like, look at Melody's nipple. Cass is like, you think that's Melody's nipple? I'm like, is it not? He's like, it's obviously a mole. So, um... Damn boys, dumb boys. Well, I always thought it was weird because it protrudes. It hangs off. like Adam says, like a coconut, like a... Coco Pop. Like a Coco Pop. And I always thought that's very weird for a nipple. But yeah, no, it turns out it's just a mole. That's great. I have one nipple that goes in and one nipple that goes out. I don't know what that's about. That's weird. They used to both go out. I assume I got fat And one just went Nah One's like Oh we can't

1:47.7

Stay a I don't know what that's about. That's weird. They used to both go out. I assume I got fat.

1:45.1

One just went, nah.

1:46.3

One's like, oh, we can't stay erect anymore. We're popping inward. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. That's odd. Every time I get naked to have a shower, I have a look at it, and I'm like, oh, hello. Hello, hello. That's an interesting look for yourself, Jackson.

2:01.0

Yeah.

2:01.7

What do we think of nipples?

2:02.8

Cape them, get rid of them?

2:03.9

What are they, you know? Hello, hello? That's an interesting look for yourself, Jackson.

2:01.4

Yeah.

2:02.6

What do we think of nipples?

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