Nintendo’s ENTIRE 2026 Switch 2 Plans Have Leaked | Nontendo Podcast #164
Nontendo Podcast
Wood Hawker
4.6 • 808 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome on in to the Nantendo podcast, your home of Nintendo speculation, appreciation, and condemnation. |
| 0:09.1 | I've got it now. |
| 0:09.9 | That's just, I don't know. |
| 0:10.9 | Is it cringe, though? |
| 0:12.2 | Let me ask you. |
| 0:13.1 | No, it's good for the show. |
| 0:14.8 | Yeah, we need a tagline. |
| 0:16.1 | Every show has a tagline or something. |
| 0:17.9 | Well, I just made that up one day, and now I've been saying it. So, the weather is getting nice. It was like 60 today. I think it's like 70 or 80 tomorrow out here. The trees are blooming. Yeah, we're getting there. The trees have buds and blooms. And I don't want to start this episode immediately by talking about the Jizz trees, but the Jiz trees are smelling. Are you talking about the white ones? Yeah. |
| 0:37.9 | You know about them? |
| 0:38.8 | We'll talk about it. |
| 0:48.9 | I feel like I should clarify that, even though it's very early in the episode, |
| 0:53.3 | there is a very unfortunate tree, |
| 0:55.9 | which blooms in abundance here on the East Coast. Big white flowers, very pretty. It notoriously |
| 1:03.4 | smells of semen. How do you even know what semen smells like? Well, you knew what tree |
| 1:10.4 | I was talking about. I mean, right off rip, too, by the way. They're notmen smells like? Well, you knew what Shriya was talking about. |
| 1:11.7 | Right off rip, too, by the way. They're not honeysuckles. Well, yeah, because they're everywhere, bro. No, it's really bad in the city, too. Like, when, because I remember to have this, okay. Another weird memory. Is it a mannequin? No, okay, no mannequins this time. but I remember vividly being in school one day |
| 1:28.2 | and I'd walk outside and like there was just |
| 1:30.1 | a puddle of it. Sorry, I think that was something else. I don't think that was a tree. What do you mean? It was like the blossoms and, like, a big puddle. I think it, like, rain. I think it rained. No, I don't. This is different. I don't know what you saw. The trees aren't actually. They do fall off the tree quick. I'm saying there was like there was rain. There was rain involved. There was a puddle. There was at least the scent was heavy. Let's keep going. We're going to get swiftly back on track here with that. Welcome on in everybody. Sorry about that. I'll blame Night for that one. Yeah, I'll take that. I'm sorry. We have a few things at the top of the show and then we're going to dive in. I'll let you know that the main topic is, if you've seen the title and thumbnail, we didn't get to talk about it last week because of the Mario movie stuff. But there's been some really big, if you would call them leaks, if you want to call them rumors, I'm not really sure right now. It feels like a leak because of where it's coming from, which is Nate the hate. Yes. Which we've already, I mean, last time we talked about one of his leaks, which they are just leaks at this point. There's a big difference, I think, between a rumor and a leak. |
| 2:36.6 | But at this point, with Nate's track history, essentially being 100% as of late. |
| 2:42.1 | I mean, and there are things that happen and were announced in the last week and this week, actually, that he had touched up on that came true. |
| 2:49.5 | Which was all part of the grander conversation that he had. |
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