Welcome back to Kitaku Split Screen, the only podcast without detachable joycons.

This week we're talking about lots of cool video games, including Metro Exodus, Super

Mario Maker 2, and Dragon Quest Builders 2.

After that, we get into news of the week on the Switch Light and the Shady Key reseller G2A,

and try to figure out how much it would cost to give up our integrity.

We also talk Stranger Things Season 3, Veronica Mars, and Maddie's lovely trip to a cabin in the woods

and the beach. All right, you ready? Let's go.

And we are back for another episode.

It is July 11th.

My name is Jason Schreier, and I am joined once again by Maddie Myers.

Yes, you are.

Hello.

And Kirk Hamilton.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, my friends. And get ready to not see me for a while because I should say up top that I will be gone for the next four weeks. I am going on book leave.

I'm going to shut myself in a room and finish this gosh darn book. If it kills me, I was actually

just doing the math in my head,

and I have to write about 80,000 words, give or take. If I take five working days a week,

Monday through Friday, and divide that up, it would be 20,000 a week. And then so about 4,000 words

a day, which I think is pretty doable. So that will be my life

for the next four weeks. So unless I decided to pop in in like a few weeks or something like that,

you will all not hear me on split screen until August when I am back. So yeah, let's make this a good one.

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