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Now let's hear that producer Joe tag and start the show.

It's producer Joe, Joe, Joe.

Yes, hello everybody. Welcome back to YouTube News the podcast. My name, as always, it's

Benedict Townsend. I don't change my name. I keep it the same every week and you're welcome

for that. It's great to be back here with you, my very best friend, the only listener of YouTube

and use the podcast.

I've crunched the numbers, and you are the only person listening.

So if you ever stop, the entire show will crumble around me, like a house of biscuits.

So no pressure, but you can simply never leave never leave oh it's so good to be back

here with you i've actually just got back from a little oliday i popped over to uh france you may

have heard of it it's actually one of the countries of the world and i had a great time there eating

baguettes and seeing the sites such as the colosseum. But it's good to be back in the UK on

Angliterre and back with you with some juicy stories and maybe even some numbers and maybe even

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