Okay, will you talk into your mic?

Yes.

I'm gonna twist it, like, just angle it towards my face if you don't mind.

No, please.

Oh, wait, I really won't go.

I think it's just stuck on here, hold on.

Maybe if I...

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I think this will be good.

No, these things are the... Okay, testing think this will be good.

No, these things are the, okay. Testing, testing, testing.

One, two, three, testing, testing.

This is how loud I'll talk.

Yeah.

I thought you were going to be louder.

Maybe I might get louder.

I might get louder.

I'm like, I know these comedians. We are loud. I do think I always test like way quieter than I actually am. So this is surprising. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. I'm so excited to hang out with you. No, same. It does feel like a hang out. It does. That's why these podcasts are great. Like, I really do feel like I've made friends from just hanging, you know, like just doing a podcast or sometimes it's like the only time you see your friend. Do you want a diet Coke? Yeah. Okay. I'm like, what the fuck? She doesn't have a drink.

Wait, but do you have to go all the way back up?

No, it's right here.

Oh, okay. This is my fridge. Oh, my God, yes. Because I did a podcast the other day. Thank you. And I was not offered a drink. Can you imagine? No. What? Like, not at all. And I'm like he's my friend, Owen.

You know what, boys just don't know hospitality as well.

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