4.8 • 57.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Nikki Glazer, and I feel overwhelmed about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
0:30.0 | Well hello Conan O'Brien here. That sounded really insincere. Well hello. I |
0:40.6 | sounded like the movie phone guy. Yeah. Well hello. Press one. Yeah. Press one |
0:46.8 | for a technology that doesn't exist anymore. Press two for an impression that's |
0:53.5 | way out of date. Conan O'Brien here. Let's stop screwing around. We got a we got a |
0:59.7 | tightness thing. Let's be serious. We got a tight in the bolts on this thing. Welcome to |
1:04.2 | Conan O'Brien needs a friend. This is my side hustle. It's my side hustle and I'm |
1:12.7 | having a blast. It's really fun. I don't know why I'm allowed to do this, but it's |
1:19.2 | just been a joy and I get to talk to people I really want to talk to and go off |
1:25.1 | on strange tangents and everyone can see what kind of medication I'm on. I just |
1:29.3 | listening to it. And it's really been a lot of fun and I'm joined by my trusty |
1:34.2 | assistant, Sona Movesession. Hello. Hi. You didn't change your name when you got |
1:38.7 | married, did you? I did not. Did you? Are you tempted at all to change your name? |
1:42.3 | I'm thinking about it. If we have kids, you know, what is time? I have kids, mom. |
1:46.8 | Yeah, your mother. Your mother's gonna force. She's gonna buy a baby and push it in |
1:53.4 | there. Oh, my God. Sorry. That's what's going on. It's got a Thanksgiving turkey. Yeah. |
2:01.4 | Oh, my God. I buy the baby. I push it in you. Mom, stop it. Mom, that's crazy. |
2:10.3 | Listen, tack. Let's forget. I forget I said that America. We can't. No one can forget. |
2:16.7 | Sona, what is tack's last name? Boroyan. And your last name is Movesession. Yeah, we're |
2:22.3 | two Armenians. Yes. It's just the IAN at the end. That's always the rule, right? |
2:27.0 | Well, his is why a N. Oh, oh, and you managed twist. And you managed to, you managed to |
2:33.6 | bridge that massive cultural divide. Is that a, is Landau Calrissian and Armenian? |
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