Nikki Glaser (encore)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
(CW: This podcast contains a discussion of suicidal thoughts.) Nikki Glaser (Comedy Central, Sirius XM’s You Up w/Nikki Glaser, Dancing with the Stars) stops by the show to talk about why she finds nihilism to be soothing, her struggles with depression and suicidal thoughts, the huge impact meditation has made on her life, giving guys PTSD, becoming best friends with a guy who broke her heart whom she actively hated for over a decade, how she got over the hate, jokes you can and can’t make on Comedy Central roasts, not wanting penises in her mouth, plastic surgery, Match Game, giving up her beloved dogs and so much more. We also took your questions over Patreon and Twitter and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone. If you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255. (original airdate: Sept 16, 2018)
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison with perfect good times never end |
| 0:12.0 | Allison |
| 0:13.0 | Do in the way we get some dance again |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, |
| 0:18.0 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:23.2 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another episode of Alison Rosen as you new best friend. I'm sitting |
| 0:28.1 | here with someone that I have been trying to get back on the podcast for a long time, but she's |
| 0:32.3 | very busy, but we finally found a time. Hello and welcome back, Nikki Glazer. Thanks so much |
| 0:37.3 | for having me, Allison Rosen. I love you. I love welcome back, Nikki Glazer. Thanks so much for having |
| 0:37.7 | me, Alison Rosen. I love you. I love you. We love each other. And I love that. So much. I had so much |
| 0:43.8 | fun with you. You came on my show a couple weeks ago and you were just amazing. And I instantly |
| 0:50.1 | remembered how much I love you. And I was like, I need more of this girl in my life. I started reading your book, which I haven't been good about, but like when I do, I'm just like, wow, she is like writing my brain. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, thank you. |
| 1:02.0 | It's so good, dude, so good. |
| 1:04.0 | Thank you so much. made me one over like you know it made me first discouraged because I'm like god I need to work on |
| 1:11.8 | my writing because it's clear it's clear you write and you're a writer like you're not just some |
| 1:16.0 | comedian or some podcaster who's writing because they got a book deal like you're a writer like |
| 1:21.4 | you're just born with it but it's also something that you can tell you've worked at that stuff |
| 1:26.3 | doesn't come easy. |
| 1:33.4 | And it takes years of writing a ton of stuff to be a good writer. And I think a lot of people just pick up, get a book deal and think they can just write overnight. And it's, it's pros like |
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