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Dumb People Town

Nikki Glaser - Beetender

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week Nikki Glaser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a kid in a sinking situation. The second story explains what you wanted to know about a backhoe. The final story is all a buzz in the back of a man's car.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeans come here.

0:30.0

Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population you population

0:45.4

laser

0:47.4

Hello guys, so good to be here. So good to be here. Have we have we got a long journey

0:57.8

to really has. I mean, I love it every time you come on, it's always so much fun. And

1:02.6

you know, we love you so much. My question has the world gotten dumbest since the last

1:06.0

time you were on here. Do we get dumb? There's no way it hasn't. I mean, people are learning

1:12.8

on zoom now. Like that's how we're educating the people. Right. And people still don't

1:17.4

know how to use it. She just my sister's a teacher at a high school. They just she told

1:22.5

me yesterday, uh, finals are like each teacher like it's optional to give finals. And like

1:27.2

I just don't want to do it because the students like they can't deal with the stress of finals.

1:31.0

So they're like finals don't need to happen this year. Can you imagine being in high school?

1:35.4

Yeah.

1:36.4

Like I went to Kirkwood High School, St. Louis High School. And finding out that you finals

1:40.7

have just been canceled. Like that is the I learned that's the best news I've I was I

1:46.2

was giddy. Oh my God. Just hearing that and I because I have that dream so many times

1:51.0

of like I'm not ready for the finals. Right. It's a fresh stress in in my life. So no,

1:56.1

you you're not learning, uh, things anymore because you don't have to prepare for the

2:00.8

finals. Even though you didn't really learn when you're preparing for the finals, you

2:03.2

just like cram a bunch of dollars that you dump immediately. It is the friends that's

2:08.8

what high school was the friends we made it along the way and then the after party for the

2:12.2

after prom. I'm hoping that you get at a red roof in, uh, which you're like, um, I'm sorry,

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