You can feel the heat of something sinister breathing down your neck.

You try to run, but your legs are heavy, like you're wearing shoes made of lead.

Dark creatures beckon you, and the darkness is filled with a menacing laugh.

You see your best friend being dragged under the bed screaming, and there's nothing you can do.

Nothing. Then, without warning,

something jumps at you from behind the bed. You try to scream, but you can't, and just as things seem to be at their worst, you wake with a start. Your breathing is heavy. You're in fight

or flight mode. All your senses are screaming out,

but it was just a dream, wasn't it? Tonight we'll delve into the world of nightmares,

your darkest dreams, with our special guest and nightmare expert, J.M. DeBoard. Plus, we have a

special paratroon song tonight. That's next right here on the best

in paranormal podcasting. I'm Dave Schrader and this is the paranormal 60.

I'm not going to stand here and listen to this below me. He won't know him. He doesn't stand

for below me.

Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me.

Supernatural.

Perhaps.

Maloney, perhaps not.

Hello, my little darklings and welcome.

Tonight is a night predicated on nightmarish things. You don't believe me? It is December 5th after all, and that's Cranpus night. For those of you that are not familiar with

Cranpus, Cranpus is Santa's henchman, if you will. Many people think he is the anti-Santa,

but he actually works and is friends with Santa as part is the anti-Santa, but he actually works. And his friends with

Santa as part of the original legend and lore, Crampus was sent out on December 5th to collect

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