Nightmare Alley Geek Tryouts
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, learn I got a fridge |
| 0:02.0 | Wait, okay, did you really get sent to shit out of this? No, I just bought this at a cat |
| 0:07.5 | I was really thirsty. I was dropped my son off at school and I was getting |
| 0:10.8 | I got to get hard water |
| 0:14.6 | This I randomly got sent like boxes of this and I was like, why is this happening? It's a podcast |
| 0:20.4 | It's like big in the podcast. Okay. It must just be something that I'm on some list. Yeah, I'm drinking liquid death every day now |
| 0:26.2 | It's like I like it. No, it's good |
| 0:29.8 | Looks like I'm so intense like whenever I drink it. You know, I really think that you might know this |
| 0:34.4 | But they made these these are specifically for people who in bars that don't want to drink no, I think that's great |
| 0:40.1 | Cuz it really I don't want to look at the page when I'm driving and holding this |
| 0:44.0 | I feel like I'm gonna get pulled over like it just looks like I'm like drinking beer. Yeah, hey the Lauren. Yeah, I think you |
| 0:51.8 | You've had a little too much liquid death to drink tonight. Oh my god. I'm good. No, I'm good |
| 0:59.7 | Look I know there's no one there's a lot of water |
| 1:03.6 | Let me get one more liquid death liquid death Lauren you act weird on water |
| 1:12.4 | This is a really weird intervention somebody's got to tell her there's no booze in this stuff |
| 1:17.2 | I know I don't know if it's like she has a chemical thing with water. We're doing shots |
| 1:22.3 | We're doing shots liquid death for everyone in this whole fucking place. I'm buying |
| 1:27.4 | A can |
| 1:30.4 | All right, let's just all do one shot then I think Seth and I have a toast. Okay |
| 1:36.7 | All right |
| 1:38.8 | Down the patch here's a chase there for everyone wait, we're doing the shot and then we toast or our toast is |
| 1:45.8 | Uh, I'm giving you all giving you all really excited about this down after you do this shot. It's crazy dude |
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